FAQs
Do you offer a free trial period so I can see if it’s for me or at least get me off the couch for a week?
Yes. We offer a free 1 week unlimited classes trial. To register for a trial you can click here.
What are your memberships and prices to help entice me to do something good for myself?
Our memberships basically accommodate to how many classes you aim to attend per week. To view all our membership options and pricing click here.
Are there any lock-in contracts or do I have to sign over my soul to leave?
We're happy to report that we don't require any soul-binding contracts here at our gym. We understand the importance of flexibility and not having to make deals with otherworldly entities just to get a good workout. Our membership is billed fortnightly in advance, and you're free to cancel at any time without having to consult a necromancer or perform a ritual dance under the full moon. So, rest assured, your soul is safe with us... unless you count the soul-crushing workouts we have planned for you!
I’m an absolute beginner and have no experience but I know there’s a savage deep inside me somewhere. How do i compute?
The feeling you're describing is quite common among those who are about to embark on a new adventure. It's that delightful mix of excitement and nervousness, like trying to figure out if a new dish at a restaurant is a culinary delight or a gastronomic disaster.
But don't fret, for everyone at the gym has experienced this feeling at some point. The gym is a welcoming place, full of people who have conquered their own fears and are eager to help you do the same.
We have specific classes designed for those who are new to the world of fitness and martial arts. These classes are tailored to help you overcome your nerves and transform them into pure, unadulterated excitement, much like the feeling of discovering a new planet filled with friendly, intelligent life forms.
So, take a deep breath, embrace the unknown, and let the gym be your guide on this thrilling journey. Trust me, it'll be more fun than trying to teach a cat to fetch your slippers.
Do I need any of my own equipment? What do I wear? Should I get a haircut to look my best before I come in?
Just wear whatever is comfortable to do physical sports activity in. Girls are recommended to wear tights instead of shorts, or tights under the shorts. If you don’t have any equipment for our kickboxing classes, we can loan you some gloves and shinguards to use during your trial. You will feel the best after training so if you want to look the part too, then sure, get a haircut before you come in.
Do I need to be a certain level of fitness to start or at least have watched a couple UFC matches?
You don’t need to have any level of fitness to start. You can start to GET fit. You don’t even need to know anything. Our coaches are there to help you get you to where you want to be. Just show up, have fun and let us do the rest. Having watched a couple UFC matches would definitely help though, but not required.
OK. My heart is pumping just thinking about it. What’s this mean? Am I having some kind of epiphany?
It means you’re keen on getting started. What you should do is book in for a free trial by clicking here. We will get your started and email you confirmation and the next steps to begin your trial.
If you’re super keen and wish to sign up and start your amazing new journey then click here!